Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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