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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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