Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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