Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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KOOKABURRA

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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