What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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jibby jobby

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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