- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a black man did not eat chicken.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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