- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

The FCC

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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