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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away