knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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