Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

haha black people :D

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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