What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Women deserve equal rights.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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