- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

homosexual rights to marriage

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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