- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

whats my name? Matt

ring around the rosie ... your dead

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

world society

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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