What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Joesph Triphook.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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alert("Hello");

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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