It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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I have aids

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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