- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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