- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Please don't shoot me

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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