An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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jibby jobby

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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