Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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