Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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a man makes a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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