- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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