- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What happened to my sunglasses?

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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