Black people.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A black student graduated High School

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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