- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

one stop shop

Women's rights.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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