- Anti Joke

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

The Morman Religion.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.