- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

I just threw up..In my pants.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

whats my name? Matt

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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