- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

I have aids

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Please don't shoot me

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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