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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

whats green and slimy? green slim

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Jack Stevens

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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