- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Women's Rights

Jews

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Kevin and Ramin

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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