What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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