- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

A kid has no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Women deserve equal rights.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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