A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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France had one revolution

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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