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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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