If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

what's black and can't swim?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Justin beiber's penis

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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