Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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whats white jizz

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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