whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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People with cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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This is an anti joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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