- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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