- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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