- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A fish swims up your penis...

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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