Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Anti Joke

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