- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Knock knock Go away

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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