What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Michael Brown

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Black people.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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