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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

hextech crafting too opieop

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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