Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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