Black people.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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jibby jobby

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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