What's long and black The unemployment line

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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