- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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