- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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