- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

G:nock nock B:come in!

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

This is sparta No this is patrick

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