- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

gay pom...

How do you make a car? You build it.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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