You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What would Muhammed do?

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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