- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Horse.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Guest what? Dog

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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