Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Michael Brown

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Black people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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