What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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