What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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