- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

George W. Bush

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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