- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*