- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why didn't he finish his

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

The Labour Party.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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