- Anti Joke

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Christianity.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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