- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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