A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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