5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A black man walks out of a police station

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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