Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Dislike this.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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