Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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