- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

oh hey.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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