How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Fat people

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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