- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

black people

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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