Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Anything involving women..

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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