- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

women's rights

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Vagina Boob

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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