Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Skrillex.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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