- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Please don't shoot me

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A baby seal walks into a club.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

autsim

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

what is red white and blue? the french flag

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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