- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Your're racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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