Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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