- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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