- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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