What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

batman farted so hes retarded

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

European on my shoes, buddy.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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