- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Tim likes girls

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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