-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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