- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A gay man watches football.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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