- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

black people

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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