- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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