What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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