- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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