- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A fish swims up your penis...

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Terry has ebola

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