- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A fish swims up your penis...

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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