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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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