what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Your mother is so fat.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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