- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Terry has ebola

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A fish swims up your penis...

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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