- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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