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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Michael Brown

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

This is sparta No this is patrick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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