What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Rebecca Black's career.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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