Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Michael Brown

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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