How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Make me famous

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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