What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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