Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Caramel Boing.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's worse than this That :(

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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