knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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jibby jobby

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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