Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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