- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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