- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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