I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Anti Joke

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