- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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