- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

CFL

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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