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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A lot eh?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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