- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Want to hear a joke? No.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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