- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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