- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Chris is hairy

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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