A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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im watching you..

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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derp

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read me write me

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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