- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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