Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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