- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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