Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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A man penetrates another man.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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