Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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