- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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