An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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black people

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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