- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's your guys names?

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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