Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Vagina Boob

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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