knock knock

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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