They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Michael Brown

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

do you have a wife?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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