- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Where's my tractor?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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