- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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