Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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VITAMIN C!

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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why did the man die? he was shot

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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