- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Women's professional sports

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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