Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Michael Brown

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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