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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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