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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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