Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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