Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Chlamydia

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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