scientology.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Soccer...

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

There's my tractor.

Anti Joke

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