Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

2 + 2 = 4

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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