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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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