- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Black people are the scum of the earth

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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