- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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