Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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