- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

homosexual rights to marriage

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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