Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Jordan is pregant

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

what do you call a black guy african american

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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