What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Anti Joke

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