- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A woman wears a dress.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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