Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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