Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Fat people

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

WILLY

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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