- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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